RavinRoadie
Senior Hazuki
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Post by RavinRoadie on Jan 19, 2005 13:40:02 GMT
no!! If i am correct in this assumption, an IRS man is a kind of reposession man.
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Feb 2, 2005 20:11:21 GMT
Fuku-san: Ryo, I need to tell you something... Ryo: Yes, Fuku-san Fuku-san: I think I am in love Ryo: But with who? Fuku-san: Please don't be surprised.... Ryo: Don't worry Fuku-san, you can trust me Fuku-san: It's Ine San! I just light up whenever I am around her, have you noticed I do anything that beautiful woman says. I love her more than when you rub my nipples Ryo Ryo: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fuku-san: Well, now that I got that off my chest, want to spar? Ryo: Ok....hey, wait a second. I am not finished with you Fuku-san: Ok *slowly starts to remove clothing*
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Feb 2, 2005 20:13:46 GMT
Nope, i dont get it. IRS man??? is that anything to do with IRS records? The IRS is an evil government agency that will take everything from you if you can't afford it. Also, the IRS guy is the guy from the agency taking everything away. The joke is from an American television show called Punk'd
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Feb 14, 2005 12:51:29 GMT
Fuku-san: Ryo, I need to tell you something... Ryo: Yes, Fuku-san Fuku-san: I think I am in love Ryo: But with who? Fuku-san: Please don't be surprised.... Ryo: Don't worry Fuku-san, you can trust me Fuku-san: It's Ine San! I just light up whenever I am around her, have you noticed I do anything that beautiful woman says. I love her more than when you rub my nipples Ryo Ryo: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fuku-san: Well, now that I got that off my chest, want to spar? Ryo: Ok....hey, wait a second. I am not finished with you Fuku-san: Ok *slowly starts to remove clothing* LOL, first people joke about Fuku being gay, but now your saying Ryo is gay aswell! no way !
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Jonny Craig
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Everything Is Ok
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 14, 2005 17:48:03 GMT
Yes I have heard of Punk'd are you talking about the IRS bit with Justin Timberlake and he starts to cry?
I have nothing funny to say on this forum cause' I am sad
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Chris
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Bigger than Hitler, better than Christ.
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Post by Chris on Feb 14, 2005 19:18:38 GMT
*Ryo sees a sign saying the Company that make the shenmue drinks are saving time and money by putting the rare capsule figures in the golden cans* Ryo: I think I'll have a drink... *Gets golden can* Ryo: Alright! *Chugs it down* Ehh.... *Chokes to death on figure* T3h EnD!!!11!!!!oneoneoneone+shift!!11!!1!
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on Feb 23, 2005 23:38:42 GMT
Ryo meets the President of the USA
Ryo-San - Mr President, can you help me with a problem? George Bush - Well son, im sure we can try to rationalisate the problem, what is your main dysfuctiontionality problem? Ryo - er, well My father was killed and.... Bush - oh so you would like to find the person who murderised your father and try to exact some kind of revengeinaloty systemoligy on them, am i right? Ryo - Well... Bush - Don't worry son, i will endevourise to see that te murderisation of your daddy will be revengenised upon. Ryo - I see.....
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 25, 2005 17:19:47 GMT
Ryo meets Jonathan Ross on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
Jonathan: Hello Wyo and welcome to Fwiday night with Jonathan Woss Ryo:I see Jon: I heaw youw fathew was muwdewd Ryo:Yes Jon:And you want to exact youw wevenge? Ryo: Yes, I want to ask you Jon: (inturrupts Ryo) I'll ask the questions thank you Ryo: Sorry Jon: So you have the miwwows and some cwazy guy chasing you? What awe you going to do? Ryo:Erm.... Kick some ass? Jon: And one last thing when is Shenmue 3 coming out? Ryo: Erm..... I don't know Jon: I see Ryo: Hey you bastard that's my saying *punches jonathan ross* Ryo: Learn how to speak properly you twat
I know it's not funny but's all I could think of
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Mar 12, 2005 3:17:53 GMT
Yes I have heard of Punk'd are you talking about the IRS bit with Justin Timberlake and he starts to cry? I have nothing funny to say on this forum cause' I am sad Yeah, that is what I am talking about
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on May 16, 2005 21:31:06 GMT
*ryo walks in*
Ryos arse - pppprrrrrpppp
*ryo walks out*
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Post by JoePesciAddict on May 30, 2005 16:02:47 GMT
Fuku-san: Ryo, I need to tell you something... Ryo: Yes, Fuku-san Fuku-san: I think I am in love Ryo: But with who? Fuku-san: Please don't be surprised.... Ryo: Don't worry Fuku-san, you can trust me Fuku-san: It's Ine San! I just light up whenever I am around her, have you noticed I do anything that beautiful woman says. I love her more than when you rub my nipples Ryo Ryo: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fuku-san: Well, now that I got that off my chest, want to spar? Ryo: Ok....hey, wait a second. I am not finished with you Fuku-san: Ok *slowly starts to remove clothing* LOL, first people joke about Fuku being gay, but now your saying Ryo is gay aswell! no way ! Haven't you noticed Ryo always trying to avoid contact with girls?
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on May 30, 2005 17:47:08 GMT
Maybe people on this are secretly gay
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Post by JoePesciAddict on May 30, 2005 18:19:37 GMT
No, not if I had sex with your mum.
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on May 31, 2005 10:51:07 GMT
so u had sex with ur granny
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Jonny Craig
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Everything Is Ok
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Post by Jonny Craig on May 31, 2005 17:44:01 GMT
Luke is right, I am your Mum's new boyfriend Joe
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 17, 2007 23:52:26 GMT
*Ryo runs up the hill towards his house at the start of the game, he thinks... "Wow that new skirt Nozomi is wearing... I better get home before anyone notices... Because these jeans are so tight. God Nozomi saw my erection through them and thats one person too many, I'll never be comfortable around her again"*
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 27, 2007 0:18:31 GMT
Ryo: Hey tom whats up? Tom: hey ryo come have a bite of my hotdog! Ryo: *whispers* ok , but only if we can take it round the back of the van.... Tom: ok maaan Ryo: can honey-san join in too?
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 27, 2007 23:14:35 GMT
Tom: I wanna show you a move Ryo, it's called the Tornado Lick. Ryo: *unzips pants* Alright! Tom: Umm, sorry, I meant kick...
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 27, 2007 23:16:53 GMT
^ LMAO!!!! haha
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