mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 19, 2012 21:54:23 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 19, 2012 21:54:23 GMT
This thread is a love letter to oppy, as I saw that he has logged in today. If we could snag Oppy for Shenmue UK, I think that would coup for us against the dojo.
Don't get me misunderstood, Oppy. I think your fackin Australian arsehole , and you Aussie fairy boys would get had in a real pub brawl against us brits. Yet I feel your crude humour and poor grammer would be right at home here.
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 0:00:07 GMT
Post by JoePesciAddict on Jan 20, 2012 0:00:07 GMT
yes pour grammar FTW
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mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 21:38:39 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 20, 2012 21:38:39 GMT
Oppy! This thread demands your presence.
Maybe I have to get your attention then, so be it:
Fosters is nothing but cheap australian shite and it takes like pee. In England only the cheapo newsagents sell it, because they know it's only thing broke 16 year olds with no taste, can afford. The F should stand for Feckin terrible shite! Even our worst beers (such as Strongbow) are like Golden nectar compared to Fosters.
Ahem, I didn't want to do that, but you left me no choice, Oppy.
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 22:12:42 GMT
Post by spokane on Jan 20, 2012 22:12:42 GMT
Oppy doesn't even post at the dojo anymore really. But I am glad to see him pop his head in here.
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 22:15:12 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 20, 2012 22:15:12 GMT
He needs to post here , we've never had an aussie member
and your right Fosters is piss!
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mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 22:29:54 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 20, 2012 22:29:54 GMT
Tastes like piss, ya hear!!! And what's with Aussie's obsession of throwing "shrimps on the barby" huh? They're called prawns you bloody lady boys.
If Oppy doesn't turn up soon, this thread is going to end up as a "bloody Australian wankers" racist thread.
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 22:31:38 GMT
Post by spokane on Jan 20, 2012 22:31:38 GMT
Oppy taught me that they eat kangaroos in the land down under.
An interesting tidbit I like to tell people sometimes now.
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mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 22:49:51 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 20, 2012 22:49:51 GMT
Yeah, and don't even get me started on neighbours and Home and Away! *sucks teeth* why do they have to show that crap over here too, and it's not even once a day, they show the same episode twice a flipping day!
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OPPY!
Jan 20, 2012 23:54:01 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 20, 2012 23:54:01 GMT
yeh and why do we have to put up with danni minogue on out tv screens? she's an ugly has been. at least have kylie, she's much sexier
and jason donavon seems to get his face on every british tv show these days
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baby beedle hitler
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OPPY!
Jan 22, 2012 16:42:40 GMT
Post by baby beedle hitler on Jan 22, 2012 16:42:40 GMT
fosters isn't the worst but it isn't nice
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OPPY!
Jan 22, 2012 19:57:26 GMT
Post by spokane on Jan 22, 2012 19:57:26 GMT
I have heard 2 Australian people say its the worst. Oppy and a guy on a music site. I am not going to argue with the Aussies.
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mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 22, 2012 22:00:44 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 22, 2012 22:00:44 GMT
I thought Oppy loved it? Hence why I was insulting his taste.
Oppy we love you bro! And this Oppy appreciation thread will never die!!
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OPPY!
Jan 23, 2012 0:37:09 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 23, 2012 0:37:09 GMT
As far as cheap shit goes it's certainly a step above the Bavaria's and the Dutch Gold's of the world
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OPPY!
Jan 23, 2012 13:53:06 GMT
Post by oppy on Jan 23, 2012 13:53:06 GMT
sup cunts?
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baby beedle hitler
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Jan 23, 2012 20:19:59 GMT
Post by baby beedle hitler on Jan 23, 2012 20:19:59 GMT
alright
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OPPY!
Jan 23, 2012 21:16:08 GMT
Post by JoePesciAddict on Jan 23, 2012 21:16:08 GMT
Fosters, Australian for beer.
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OPPY!
Jan 23, 2012 22:43:14 GMT
Post by oppy on Jan 23, 2012 22:43:14 GMT
Incorrect. We dont even drink that shit down here. Fosters, Australian for piss. We bottle it, export it, then laugh at the fuckers that drink it.
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OPPY!
Jan 23, 2012 22:57:16 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 23, 2012 22:57:16 GMT
The Jason Donovan of brews
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mue26
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OPPY!
Jan 24, 2012 4:59:06 GMT
Post by mue26 on Jan 24, 2012 4:59:06 GMT
OPPY!! You sexy down under bastard, you. I knew you couldn't resist the pungent odour of this place *inhales a deep proud breath of the old alcoholic man sweat odour in the air*, niether could I. I see that Fosters is your peoples way of pay back to us, after we shipped your ancestors out of this beautiful gray rainy island and onto your hellish and miserable land of beaches and sun.
Can this thread now be used as a simultaneous Oppy love/ ask Oppy about the fecked up place that is Australia- thread?
First question- Why have we had to put up with your crappy (though strangely addictive) day time soaps in our country for the last 20 years? You think Home and Away makes me feel good about my life!!?? In return, you guys should have to put up with our evening soaps (Corrie, Eastenders). How would you feel, having to watch buff sun kissed bodies on a sunny beach every day at 4pm, when in reality you live below a drug dealer called mike, have a GF called One eyed Pike and the only sand we see is the kind that come in Mike's drugs!!?? If I sound bitter, it's because I'm on my eighth pint of it.
Now that I've got that over with, how are you Oppy? Life been treating you good?
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OPPY!
Jan 26, 2012 21:28:06 GMT
Post by Let's Get Sweaty! on Jan 26, 2012 21:28:06 GMT
we've never had an aussie member That's not what I heard, Pat. BTW, I won't hear a word against Home and Away. Television at its finest right there.
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