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Post by GinfnersAddict on Oct 1, 2005 1:27:59 GMT
While raping Lan Di up the ass, Ryo pulls on his ponytail to lift his head to trash talk in his ear, but doing so only pulls of a mask. It was Ine-san!"Nooooooooooooooo!" cried Ryo, while the real Lan Di walks out from the darkness, with a sinister laugh cuting the frosty night air with a sense of evil dispair and a copy of "Hypnotism for Dummies" under his arm. "But how?" Ryo asks. "Easy," Lan Di explains, "I hipnotised Ine-san to do my work for me". "Explain the lack of breasts and a penis when she/you/whoever stripped naked," requested a befuddled Ryo. "Sex change". "Oh, well thats that cleared up, 'night." Ryo starts the long walk home before relising, and turns to confront Lan Di for his latest crime, but he was gone. Suddenly the cops showed up and arrested Ryo for the murder of Ine-san and necrophillia. As they pinned him down they read his rights to him before dragging him away. "Fucking hell, where the fuck were you bastards when my daddy was killed?" Ryo asked. No reply. They put Ryo in a cell with a guy called AssRapeJimmy...
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Nov 12, 2005 3:23:02 GMT
well ass rapejimmy indroduces him to ryo and says he always gets his way he says he says he can have any ass he wants and he says everyone has to let him have there shithe says you cant do it in the toilet you hhave to do it on a plate so you can eat it while i fuck you hard up the ass and you bite harder and harder on that chewy sausage and gravy
but one day ryo outrages him by shitting in the bog shuvving jimmys face down the bog and repeatidly flushing it while he ass rapes him. jimmy is dead and ryo is the new ass king of H.M klinkNit prison, they call him AssMaster Hazuki
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Nov 19, 2005 5:02:20 GMT
Meanwhile back outside Fuku-san is frightened, for he is all alone with ryo in prison and ine-san dead. He has an idea. "If i get arrested i can be reunited with ryo!". So Fuku-san goes on a quest to get arrested.
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Aug 18, 2006 22:17:56 GMT
Fuku-san soon set out on his dangerous journey to Dobuita. As he walked the long and lonely path to his inevitable imprisonment, he came across two older ladies talking at a phone booth. One old lady caught his eye, and he immediatly walked over to her. "May I please steal your purse and money, I must get into prison!" exclaimed Fuku-san. The old lady reached into her purse swiftly, pulling out a can of mace. She then proceeded to spray Fuku-san in the eyes, causing him to fall to the ground, writhing in pain. "Oh my fucking god, you stupid fucking bitch, I'll fucking kill you when I get my hands on you! Arrrgghh, oh god! I'm blind... I'm blind!! Oh fucking god, ohhh!!". Fuku-san slowly stumbled to his feet, regaining his balance, his eyes still throbbing from the pain...
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 19, 2006 0:40:11 GMT
"Wow, now I know why Ryo was so angry when I came on his face and blinded him", Fuku-San said. "It's no fun being blind". As he sat on the ground slowly regaining his eyesight he spots a kid running his way. "Hey Mister, wanna wrestle?" the kid asks. Fuku-San agree's hoping iot will take his mind of the pain in his eyes and the pain in his heart for being all alone. As Fuku-San starts to grapple the kid, the kid shouts RRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE very loud. THe police soon arrive and arrest a blinded and bewildered Fuku-San
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Aug 19, 2006 5:20:40 GMT
Fuku-san suddenly found himself in a jail cell with 7-10 large men all surrounding him. He saw Ryo over in a corner standing next to a make shift Lucky Hit stand. "Would you like to play a game of Lucky Hit?", Ryo asked. "A game of Lucky Hit?". Fuku-san looked at Ryo, puzzled as to why he would be asking this question. "R-r-ryo?", Fuku-san asked, curious. "R-ryo, what are you doing?". Ryo suddenly looked at Fuku-san and glared. "Would you like to play a game, only five dollars.", Ryo insisted. "No, Ryo, what are you doing?" Fuku-san repeated. "I'm trying to make some scratch Fuku-san! I'm trying to make some damn scratch! A man can't survive in here without it! I need cigarettes, I need cake! I need porn!" Fuku-san slowly backs away from Ryo, trying to contain his utter confusement. Suddenly, Terry can be seen walking slowly behind Fuku-san with a shiv in his left hand, gripping it tightly like an evil nanny does to a baby.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Nov 12, 2006 19:48:02 GMT
FUKU turns round, "Terry NO! NOOOOOO!! help me ryo!!!"
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Nov 12, 2006 20:50:27 GMT
Ryo just tells Fuku-san to take it like a man while shouting for more customers. Suddenly, an officer arrives to tell Fuku-san and Ryo they are free to go, that someone put up their bale money. But who?
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Nov 13, 2006 3:42:43 GMT
As they they walk out the prison entrance free men they see a tall green figure standing with a big smile on his face as they approach him he says " hello boys!" its Lan Di!!! fuku asks " YOU payed our bail!!!??" "but Why?!" smiling lan di says " you boys are now in debt to me i wonder how you can ever repay me? we will have to work out something wont we now... *laughs like a little schoolgirl*"
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Nov 14, 2006 6:26:29 GMT
The next thing we see is Fuku-san taking it from behind from Lan Di, under the Hazuki Residence cherry tree. Ryo is in the other room (Dojo) with a gag ball in his mouth, strapped to a chair. he hears the sissy screams making their way out of Fuku-san's mouth. He breaks free of the ropes holding him down, ripping them like Lan Di is ripping Fuku-san's asshole. Ryo makes his way over to the samurai sword and slowly picks it up. He looks it over, and walks out the door towards an unaware Lan Di, who is far too busy plowing Fuku-san. A black suit stands over them, watching, completely oblivious to Ryo's presence. Ryo steps on a leaf, causing it to crackle. The black suit turns around, Ryo instantly cuts him down. Lan Di notices this and stops raping Fuku-san. He goes for a gun that is convienantly placed on the ground next to him. "Come on, go for it.", a confident Ryo says. So Lan Di does just that, and being the swift martial arts master that he is, picks up the gun quickly and shoots Ryo in the kneecaps. "Awww, god damnit!!! AWWW!! AWWW, SHIT!! AWWW!!! AWWW!!! Ryo falls to the ground, doubled over in pain as Lan Di makes his way over to the mysterious black car with his pants down.
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jul 23, 2007 23:35:29 GMT
Fuku-san rushes Ryo to hospital where he gets new knees donated by the dead Ine-san. I can walk again! While at the hospital Fuku gets a new ass donated by Ine-san. "That ass really suits you Fuku-san" says Ryo. "Thank you, its so comfy" "It looks comfy, may I touch?" "Sure" Ryo walks towards Fuku-san slowly moving his hands around his waist until he cups his hands around the butt cheeks. "That feels nice Ryo" "I agree" The two stand face to face, their erections touching after they broke through their hospital gowns.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Oct 25, 2007 0:51:58 GMT
*Pukes*
Where the fuck do you get your Inspiration from Andrew?
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Feb 12, 2008 1:24:25 GMT
You puked then but I bet reading it now you'd get erect.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Feb 12, 2008 19:39:23 GMT
^ nah im still innocent being with you has not changed me you sick fuck
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Feb 12, 2008 22:02:44 GMT
Just continue the damn story!
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Feb 21, 2008 19:19:09 GMT
as they engage in a kiss ine'sans saggy rotten ass falls off fuku-san , "oh gosh" says fuku , "dont worry" says ryo i prefer a mans arse anyway as he leads fuku's hand down to his crotch and pulls him into a cleaners cupboard in the hospital ward...
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Feb 23, 2008 0:34:06 GMT
In the darkness of the closet the bump into many things. "Oh Shit!" came a cry from the darkness, along with the sounds of more crashing. Two screams of pain alert alert a passer by to open the door, where he finds Fuku-san with a broom lodged in his anus and Ryo in pain from the industrial bleach that spilled onto his testicles.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Feb 25, 2008 19:24:19 GMT
Fuku thinking it is Cum licks the Bleach from Ryo's testicles and starts moving up and down on the poll clearly enjoying himself , the stranger , a transexual nurse after not having sex for a while has a sexual urge and starts fucking Ryo which eases his pain and closes the cupboard door again, many strange noises radiate from the closed door.....
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Feb 25, 2008 23:33:07 GMT
The nurse is then revealed to be Lan Di!
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Mar 6, 2008 12:42:30 GMT
after the orgy they all fall out of the cupboard in heap, lan di gets a pregnancy test and it is revealed he is now carrying ryo's child...
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