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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 31, 2005 0:20:59 GMT
then LanDi rags nozomi rotten in his black car parked outside ryos house...
ryo hears them and gets seriously pissed off, he now has 2 reasons to kill lan di....
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Post by RavinRoadie on Jan 31, 2005 0:35:11 GMT
Ryo decides not to kill Lan Di, but decides to travel to china and exact his revenge.
Once in china he seeks out lan di's sister, and he sets about the task of seducing her.
Ryo (penis now intact) succeeds in his task and ends up giving lan di's sister the shag of her life, what she does not realise is that ryo has set up a hidden camera and records the whole thing.
Ryo returns to china, and makes 21 copies of the tape (1 to send to Lan Di and 20 to sell on ebay.)
When lan di recieves the tape he watches it, and is paralysed with rage (and a hard on)
his hate for ryo grows.......
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 31, 2005 0:57:33 GMT
When lan di recieves the tape he watches it, and is paralysed with rage (and a hard on). That bit is Hilarious! anyway onwards with the story! Lan Di seeks out to get revenge for his sister, he storms into the hazuki residence one day when ryo is out and takes Fuku-sans ass virginity, he tapes it and then leaves a tape for ryo to watch. unfortunatly for lan di sama ryo watches it and just laughs his ass off. |
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 31, 2005 1:58:59 GMT
Ine-san hearing the howls of laughter leaves the shower (they got one installed yesterday) and runs into the room and when she see's what the laughter was about drops her towel before fainting. Ryo, with a newly aquired boner from the tape turns around and at the sight of ine-san faints and falls on top of her. At that moment Lan-di walks in, places Ryo's hand on her titty has a girly giggle takes a photo then leaves...
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Mar 22, 2005 22:55:15 GMT
Ine-san hearing the howls of laughter leaves the shower (they got one installed yesterday) and runs into the room and when she see's what the laughter was about drops her towel before fainting. Ryo, with a newly aquired boner from the tape turns around and at the sight of ine-san faints and falls on top of her. At that moment Lan-di walks in, places Ryo's hand on her titty has a girly giggle takes a photo then leaves... LMAO!  |
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Post by Jonny Craig on Mar 23, 2005 14:47:07 GMT
Lan di enters an internet cafe, sits at a computer takes the camera (which is digital) and connects it to the computer. He then uploads it and sends it via email to all of his contacts including Ine-san. But staring at the picture has made lan-di go hard so in the middle of the cafe he pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. Everyone looks at him and shock and disgust. Lan di then finds the fittest girl in the cafe and climaxes all over her. The girl then turns out to be Lan di's mothers best friends little sister who is married to lan di's brother
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Mar 23, 2005 21:53:29 GMT
wow, this story is now gettin complicated lol
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 3, 2005 1:38:31 GMT
Being from the east people thought this was a new craze and started to come over the girl they thought was hottest and thus a new mating call was intrduced to the human civilisation
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Post by RavinRoadie on Apr 13, 2005 9:56:45 GMT
it shall be called....."The Call Of The Cum"
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 16, 2005 0:00:19 GMT
Men everywhere rejoiced at the right to masturbate freely in public without serious repercussions and Lan Di was made a hero across the world. At that moment Ine-san comes round after fainting (see waaaay above) but with ryo still out cold and her to old and frail can move but then with her squirming privtes met privates and in ryo went *porno guitar riff plays bow-chichachica bowwow*...
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Post by RavinRoadie on Apr 18, 2005 21:08:44 GMT
(i don't know where to go from here!!)
When Ryo comes to (excuse the pun) he recoils in horror.
He quickly puts his trousers on and does up his flies as he is running out the front gate. Suddenly he stops, lets out a howling scream and collapses on the floor. When he regains the strength to stand he opens the flies, and tenderly places his todger back in his Y-fronts.
He goes to the nearest phonebox, too terrified to return to the house, and calls a doctor. He has an appointment with the doctor at 4.00pm, he checks his watch, its 9.00am..."hmmmm what can I do for 7 hours" thinks Ryo (still holding his throbbing todger)....
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 23, 2005 0:25:55 GMT
With hours to spend and nothing to do Ryo stumbles down to the arcade. In the arcade Ryo spots Fuku-san, "Hey, Fuku-san What...were you doi... ARRRGGGHHH...". At that moment a blob of white sticky goo flies into his face, and due to his previous state of suspended animation is unaware of the new craze Lan Di introduced, "Damn it, Fuku-san I'm blind thanks alot, why did you do that". "You got Spunk'd, Ryo, didn't you here of the new craze Lan Di introduced...". Ryo had heard enough so he hobbles out of the arcade but now due to his blindness cannot tell the time, how will he make his appointment on time?
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Post by JoePesciAddict on May 27, 2005 23:29:54 GMT
"Damn it, Fuku just had to learn that crazy glue trick.", Ryo mutters to himself  . Ryo starts to walk along the road back to his home only to find Megumi raping a cat in the bush. RYo is hesitant at first, but decides to go over to the cat and save it. "Megumi, what the FUCK do you think you are doing to that cat?!", Ryo exclaimed. "Oh Ryo, we were only having a little fun." declared Megumi. "Fuck Fun!" Ryo excalimed as he walked away with the small kitten tucked under his arm. Ryo looks around the dojo to only find himself alone with the kitten. Ryo really doesn't think he should but he does. Ryo ties up the porr kitten and has his way with it..... |
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Post by GinfnersAddict on May 27, 2005 23:42:25 GMT
Ryo looks at the kitten and find himself turned on by the power he now wields over the poor feline. Slowly, Ryo revealed himself to the cat and teased the creature by using his fully erect penis to stroke her belly. Finally, Ryo inserted himself into the cat, only to find it to be a perfect fit for him. At that moment Fuku-san appeared hoping to apologise for before only to be shocked by the sight before him. Ryo tried to remain cool by commenting to Fuku-san "Hey, it's more pussy than you'll ever get." This lead to the tears and Fuku-san ran. Feeling bad, Ryo-san ran after him but was unable to get the kitten off so he ran after him regardless...
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Post by JoePesciAddict on May 28, 2005 0:09:49 GMT
When Ryo arrived at Fuku-sans room. He found that Fuku-san was looking at naked pictures of Iwao. "Hey those are mine!" Ryo exclaimed still with the kitten hanging from his penis. "You never loved me as much as Iwao did" Fuku san replied. "Fuck you" Ryo said in a rage. "No, Fuck you" Fucku san said softer inching closer to Ryo. "No, fuck you..." Ryo said in almost a whisper inching closer to Fuku-san. Next...
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Post by RavinRoadie on May 29, 2005 11:21:48 GMT
oh dear god, i don't think this should continue
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Post by GinfnersAddict on May 31, 2005 23:59:55 GMT
Oh yes it shall!!...
Next...
A knock on the door. It was Lan-di, and he was pissed. "I...*hiccup* hav had jus abooot ennooofff of this boi, put em up". He then takes on a vintage boxing syle before apologising and then strips naked, seeing ryos catr gets his own places it on the old twig and berries and runs towards Doubita. Ryo chases him looking to fight, unaware he is still naked with a kitten for a knob...
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Sept 25, 2005 0:28:36 GMT
Well, here is the story so far, and from the looks of things will not reach a conclusion like the series itself...
Ryo had just finished a hard day of intense training,he had enjoyed the work out with his father,especially when they practised there Mud-wrestling. Then they went to the shell garage to try and win some toys together and then masturbate,all was good untill Ine san walked in and took off all of her clothes. Ryo ran out of the room screaming about his eyes, Iwao walked off mumbling something about Ine-San promising to not do that again, while Fuku-San walked in, stood there and as his jaw dropped, his penis rose. Ine-san was disgusted by Fuku-san's outburst and placed her clothes back on. Soon, Iwao walked in with his clothes off making Fuku-san to have a heart attack out of shock and plesure.
Ryo runs around the house naked screaming and coinsidently stomps on Fuku-sans chest reviving him and then heads to Nozomi's house to fuck her brains out, gets on top of nazomi then after he is done looks down to see ine-san and creams and runs out the house and into a wall. Just as he is reeling back from hitting the wall he, nearly gets hit by a black car speeding past. Lan Di appears from the car with a waffle and starts arguing with Tom. Ryo sees in the distance a fight between Lan Di and Tom. Tom has a Hot Dog and Lan Di is fighting with the waffle. Ryo passes back out and when he awakes, he sees that Chai is humping a pole. Ryo cries and runs back home home to pick up the sword, he returns and see's that Chai is humping tom's hot dog truck. Ryo screams and rushes at chai, sword in hand then the sword suddenly turns into a sausage and Chai starts to nibble on Ryo's head. Ryo hits Chai in the balls with his special Jujitsu attack leaving Chai helpless. Ryo then frantically takes off Chai's clothes and starts raping him. Yet Chai for some reason is enjoying the anal pleasure and Chai asks Ryo if they can have a spit rost with Fuku-san much to Ryo's enjoyment of hearing this he danced an Irish jig ATOYTATOYTATOY and fell flat on his face!
Suddenly a group of mad angels appear on the street, riding on their motorbikes recklessly, as Ryo turns over to his back to see what is happening, one of the mad angels runs over his crotch, paralysing his penis so Ryo never will be able to make sweet love to Nozomi. In a fit of despair over Ryo's ghastly news Nozomi turns to the first man she meets-a chinese man with a scar and green robes. Then Lan Di rags Nozomi rotten in his black car parked outside Ryos house. Ryo hears them and gets seriously pissed off, he now has two reasons to kill Lan Di. Ryo decides not to kill Lan Di, but decides to travel to china and exact his revenge. Once in china he seeks out Lan Di's sister, and he sets about the task of seducing her. Ryo (penis now intact) succeeds in his task and ends up giving Lan Di's sister the shag of her life, what she does not realise is that Ryo has set up a hidden camera and records the whole thing. Ryo returns to china, and makes 21 copies of the tape (1 to send to Lan Di and 20 to sell on ebay.) When Lan Di recieves the tape he watches it, and is paralysed with rage (and a hard on) his hate for Ryo grows.
Lan Di seeks out to get revenge for his sister, he storms into the Hazuki residence one day when Ryo is out and takes Fuku-sans ass virginity, he tapes it and then leaves a tape for Ryo to watch. Unfortunatly for Lan Di sama Ryo watches it and just laughs his ass off. Ine-san hearing the howls of laughter leaves the shower (they got one installed yesterday) and runs into the room and when she see's what the laughter was about drops her towel before fainting. Ryo, with a newly aquired boner from the tape turns around and at the sight of Ine-san faints and falls on top of her. At that moment Lan Di walks in, places Ryo's hand on her titty has a girly giggle takes a photo then leaves. Lan Di enters an internet cafe, sits at a computer takes the camera (which is digital) and connects it to the computer. He then uploads it and sends it via email to all of his contacts including Ine-san. But staring at the picture has made Lan Di go hard so in the middle of the cafe he pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. Everyone looks at him and shock and disgust. Lan Di then finds the fittest girl in the cafe and climaxes all over her. The girl then turns out to be Lan Di's mothers best friends little sister who is married to Lan Di's brother. Being from the east people thought this was a new craze and started to come over the girl they thought was hottest and thus a new mating call was intrduced to the human civilisation. It shall be called....."The Call Of The Cum". Men everywhere rejoiced at the right to masturbate freely in public without serious repercussions and Lan Di was made a hero across the world. At that moment Ine-san comes round after fainting but with Ryo still out cold and her too old and frail can't move but then with her squirming privates met privates and in Ryo went *porno guitar riff plays bow-chichachica bowwow*.
When Ryo comes to he recoils in horror. He quickly puts his trousers on and does up his flies as he is running out the front gate. Suddenly he stops, lets out a howling scream and collapses on the floor. When he regains the strength to stand he opens the flies, and tenderly places his todger back in his Y-fronts.He goes to the nearest phonebox, too terrified to return to the house, and calls a doctor. He has an appointment with the doctor at 4.00pm, he checks his watch, its 9.00am..."hmmmm what can I do for 7 hours" thinks Ryo (still holding his throbbing todger). With hours to spend and nothing to do Ryo stumbles down to the arcade. In the arcade Ryo spots Fuku-san, "Hey, Fuku-san What...were you doi... ARRRGGGHHH...". At that moment a blob of white sticky goo flies into his face, and due to his previous state of suspended animation is unaware of the new craze Lan Di introduced, "Damn it, Fuku-san I'm blind thanks alot, why did you do that". "You got Spunk'd, Ryo, didn't you here of the new craze Lan Di introduced...". Ryo had heard enough so he hobbles out of the arcade but now due to his blindness cannot tell the time, how will he make his appointment on time? "Damn it, Fuku just had to learn that crazy glue trick.", Ryo mutters to himself .
Ryo starts to walk along the road back to his home only to find Megumi raping a cat in the bush. Ryo is hesitant at first, but decides to go over to the cat and save it. "Megumi, what the FUCK do you think you are doing to that cat?!", Ryo exclaimed. "Oh Ryo, we were only having a little fun." declared Megumi. "Fuck Fun!" Ryo excalimed as he walked away with the small kitten tucked under his arm. Ryo looks around the dojo to only find himself alone with the kitten. Ryo really doesn't think he should but he does. Ryo ties up the porr kitten and has his way with it. Ryo looks at the kitten and find himself turned on by the power he now wields over the poor feline. Slowly, Ryo revealed himself to the cat and teased the creature by using his fully erect penis to stroke her belly. Finally, Ryo inserted himself into the cat, only to find it to be a perfect fit for him.
At that moment Fuku-san appeared hoping to apologise for before only to be shocked by the sight before him. Ryo tried to remain cool by commenting to Fuku-san "Hey, it's more pussy than you'll ever get." This lead to the tears and Fuku-san ran. Feeling bad, Ryo-san ran after him but was unable to get the kitten off so he ran after him regardless. When Ryo arrived at Fuku-sans room. He found that Fuku-san was looking at naked pictures of Iwao. "Hey those are mine!" Ryo exclaimed still with the kitten hanging from his penis. "You never loved me as much as Iwao did" Fuku san replied. "Fuck you" Ryo said in a rage. "No, Fuck you" Fuku san said softer inching closer to Ryo. "No, fuck you..." Ryo said in almost a whisper inching closer to Fuku-san. Next, a knock on the door. It was Lan Di, and he was pissed. "I...*hiccup* hav had jus abooot ennooofff of this boi, put em up". He then takes on a vintage boxing syle before apologising and then strips naked, seeing ryos cat gets his own places it on the old twig and berries and runs towards Doubita. Ryo chases him looking to fight, unaware he is still naked with a kitten for a knob.
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Post by RavinRoadie on Sept 26, 2005 20:21:32 GMT
this story rules!
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Post by Jonny Craig on Sept 26, 2005 23:09:35 GMT
After realising he has a kitten on his knob, Ryo manages to pull it off and throw it at Lan-Di which renders him unconcious. Ryo then grabs a knife from nowhere and cuts off lan-Di's penis. He then makes a slit in Lan-Di's neck, as he slowly starts to bleed to death, Ryo gives him one last bum raping. He rapes him so hard that his ass also begins to bleed.
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