Someone worse than Pilcher and Louis combined.

[Red Rum]

Matticp1: im waiting for alica
BK Red Rum: ok
Matticp1: u went 2 the factory of terror right
Matticp1: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
BK Red Rum: lol
Matticp1: did u
BK Red Rum: once
Matticp1: my dad works there
Matticp1: i know its the best
Matticp1: ;-)
Matticp1: i luv it
Matticp1: brb
BK Red Rum: ok
Matticp1: Halls of Illusions: Pictures: ICP pictures
BK Red Rum: I aint into ICP that much
Matticp1: o damn
BK Red Rum: i like rap
Matticp1: lol
BK Red Rum: lol
Matticp1: some rap is good
BK Red Rum: yeah
Matticp1: but when we grow up we grow out of it
Matticp1: u have NSCN NFL 2K5 FOR XBOX
Matticp1: THAT GAMEBEST IS THE BEST
BK Red Rum: its not NCSN
BK Red Rum: its ESPN
BK Red Rum: and yes i got that
BK Red Rum: ESPN NFL 2K5
BK Red Rum: for XB
Matticp1: LOL WHAT THE FUCK U SAY THAT FOR
Matticp1: LOL
BK Red Rum: LOL
Matticp1: DUDE I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN MY DAD FINDS OUT ALL THE PORNO I ORDERED ON TV
BK Red Rum: LOL
Matticp1: SERIOUSLY
BK Red Rum: Why did it show up on the comcast cable bill?
Matticp1: BUT THE PARIS HILTON WAS GOOD
BK Red Rum: your fucked if it did
Matticp1: IT WILL
BK Red Rum: LOL, you are screwed
Matticp1: YEP
Matticp1: I HAVE ON DEMAND
BK Red Rum: so do I
Matticp1: ITS COOL U CAN WATCH MUSIC VIDEOS AND SHIT
BK Red Rum: I have digital cable, lol
Matticp1: BRB
BK Red Rum: yeah, it is awesome
BK Red Rum: ok
Matticp1: K
Matticp1: U SHOULD SEE NYPOLINE DYNAMITE
Matticp1: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE
BK Red Rum: ok...
Matticp1: WWW.ASSTRAFIC.COM
BK Red Rum: i sent you a prank call, i guarantee you thats funny
Matticp1: WHAT
BK Red Rum: its in a email
Matticp1: send it
BK Red Rum: i already did
Matticp1: lol
BK Red Rum: to Matticp1
Matticp1: lol
Matticp1: it said lol
BK Red Rum: LOL
Matticp1: damnit
BK Red Rum: i used Ren from Shenmue II to prank this bastard
Matticp1: oooooooooooooooo
Matticp1: kool
Matticp1: i guess
BK Red Rum: yep
BK Red Rum: you told me you beat shenmue II
BK Red Rum: Do you even have it?
Matticp1: how would u feel if someone keptprankin u
Matticp1: not fuckin good
BK Red Rum: LOL
Matticp1: people are stupid
BK Red Rum: i just did that one
Matticp1: o
Matticp1: right
BK Red Rum: LMAO, and your not?
BK Red Rum: you like final fagtasy
BK Red Rum: metal gay solid
BK Red Rum: devil may cunts
BK Red Rum: Gay Theft Assclowns
Matticp1: i dont do gay stuff like that like people who try to fit in do
BK Red Rum: your the one whos stupid
Matticp1: o
BK Red Rum: LOL, im still in the bloods, ya stupid moron
Matticp1: yep
Matticp1: ok
Matticp1: i have it and beat it
BK Red Rum: fucking get a life
BK Red Rum: yeah sure ya did
Matticp1: i have one im not in a gang
BK Red Rum: tell me, what happens at the end of shenmue II?
Matticp1: last level your in the cave with that girl
Matticp1: there
Matticp1: ez
BK Red Rum: hmmmmmmm, yeah, whats her name smarty?
BK Red Rum: do you even know the main character's name?
Matticp1: i fo got but who cares thats good enough
Matticp1: ryo hazuki
BK Red Rum: and do you know a game called streets of rage?
Matticp1: yep
BK Red Rum: ok, I'm the biggest fan of Streets of Rage
Matticp1: tell me what good is it to be in the bloods
BK Red Rum: ask me anything about that game and I'll tell ya
Matticp1: is it fun
BK Red Rum: you hang out, and yeah its fun
Matticp1: i hang out
BK Red Rum: i know, lol
Matticp1: uh
Matticp1: ok
BK Red Rum: fuck off
Matticp1: no seriously whats the point
BK Red Rum: go play your gay bs2 bitch
BK Red Rum: as sega and microsoft will take over gaming
Matticp1: i got rid of it to this homless dude who fucks monkeys
BK Red Rum: LOL, dont try to kiss my ass boy
Matticp1: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BK Red Rum: LOL, my best friend is Matt Kilpatrick, not Matt Moser, bitch.
Matticp1: o uh cool
BK Red Rum: thats what i ment when I said, matt is my best friend, a while back
Matticp1: yeah i know
Matticp1: u told me
BK Red Rum: and yeah, Matt Kilpatrick is the biggest shenmue fanboy, so if you like bs2, he will hack you
BK Red Rum: and same goes for me, so watch it bitch
Matticp1: ps2
BK Red Rum: bs2
BK Red Rum: its bullshit
Matticp1: ooo im scared
Matticp1: lol
BK Red Rum: LMAO, nice. Get your own quotes moron.
BK Red Rum: LOL, Shenmue III will be the top-selling game of the year over GTA5 when it comes out
Matticp1: 4
BK Red Rum: when GTA5 comes out, shenmue III will.
Matticp1: o
BK Red Rum: your so simple minded you fucking cunt
Matticp1: whatever your a real good friend
BK Red Rum: yep, so fuck off loser
BK Red Rum: and im telling alica everything
BK Red Rum: that you like her, and you always have sex with your girlfriends
BK Red Rum: so watch your mouth
Matticp1: thats stupid
BK Red Rum: LMAO, try me
Matticp1: she wouldnt belive u i know her fo so long
BK Red Rum: ICP is a gay band
BK Red Rum: rap sucks too
Matticp1: lol
BK Red Rum: its about Video Game music today homo
Matticp1: now rap sucks
BK Red Rum: only shenmue and streets of rage
BK Red Rum: music are good
BK Red Rum: lol, rap does suck
BK Red Rum: but you are still fucking stupid
BK Red Rum: your worse than someone I know named Pilcher you fucking ass
BK Red Rum: join the shenmue community, and youll die bitch, you wont last
BK Red Rum: because you like bs2


LMMFAO! This kid is worse than Pilcher, believe me.

[ShenmueAddict]

LMFAO!!

Who is this kid? , whats his AIM? i wanna talk to this cunt and piss him the fuck off.

[Master Pilcher]

So who is this then!

[ShenmueAddict]

Yeh Rum, Who the fuck is this Faggot? my patience is running out, im gonna Scream!  

[Red Rum]

LOL, he used to be my real-life best friend.

He has 2 AIM Screennames:

Matticp1
RobeMos5


LOL, and his name is Matt Moser.

He's a true fag-fairy.

[ShenmueAddict]

Red said:

LOL, he used to be my real-life best friend.

He has 2 AIM Screennames:

Matticp1
RobeMos5


LOL, and his name is Matt Moser.

He's a true fag-fairy.

LOL, cool, im gonna AIM him tonight.

[Master Pilcher]

Lol

[Chris]

AIM his ass to hell!!!

[Master Pilcher]

Ha Ha Ha!

[ShenmueAddict]

LOL! i will dont worry

[RavinRoadie]

drunkroadie1: hello
drunkroadie1: red rum told me about u
Matticp1: i dont give a fuck there all lies hes a piece of shit
drunkroadie1: ok
drunkroadie1: ur still gay
drunkroadie1: gay
drunkroadie1: gay
drunkroadie1: gay
drunkroadie1: gay
drunkroadie1: gay
drunkroadie1: u suck
drunkroadie1: y are u here?
drunkroadie1: GO AWAY UR ANNOYING ME!
drunkroadie1: u gonna stop annoying me?
drunkroadie1: FUCK OFF
Matticp1: what the fuck u want
drunkroadie1: U TO PISS OFF
Matticp1: come 2 211 mason street then well settele it there u think im weak try me
drunkroadie1: erm...LMFAO!!! I LIVE IN ENGLAND U STUPID COCK!
drunkroadie1: u dumbass twat
Matticp1: u dont know me keep your mouth shut
drunkroadie1: oh dear i have soiled myself im so scared
drunkroadie1: :-D
Matticp1: yeah if u ever meat me youll be sry
drunkroadie1: yea......ok
drunkroadie1: just try it
Matticp1: o its ok your just a drunk roadie
drunkroadie1: u know i could get u hacked so easily!
drunkroadie1: ^^ ur point being??
Matticp1: go ahead i got a new screen name
drunkroadie1: if u got a new one, then y u use this one u stupid fuck
Matticp1: look whatever just tell greg i dont want nothin 2 do wit him
drunkroadie1: yea i dont care, i just wanna have fun pissin u off!
Matticp1: well keep tryin your not
drunkroadie1: okl
drunkroadie1: so u really think that an insignificant insect like u bothers me, u actually think that u scare me!!! :-D HAHAHAHA
Matticp1: u dont know me your lucky
drunkroadie1: TWAT
drunkroadie1: yea i am lucky coz ur a cock

[Chris]

Yeah!Insult him!Insult him HARD!KICK HIS ASS DRUNKROADIE!

[RavinRoadie]

lol i will!

[Chris]

(Chris farts,belches,shits,pisses,throws up,coughs and sneeze's in exsitement.)
Yay. 

[Red Rum]

LMMFAO! He's so stupid.

[Gorek]

makes me wish i had aim

[RavinRoadie]

oh its glorious!

[ShenmueAddict]

I wish i'd posted my convo up with him

[GinfnersAddict]

make it up and retype it

[JoePesciAddict]

It's times like these--