Post by Jonny Craig on Aug 20, 2009 17:46:43 GMT
It was a cold day, most likely a Monday. No one likes Mondays do they!? Let's be honest with ourselves here eh!
Anyway, I digress.
It was a cold Monday around say erm 10:00hours (10 in the Morning for you idiots out there).
Gay Anton had just turned up to work sporting his new leather jacket and tight fitting pink Lycra pants.
The girls loved it however the fellas didn't, the guys didn't like a dirty homosexual showing off their gayness and didn't like the pink Lycra pants. All bar one guy, Paul. He loved Anton but never had the balls to tell him.
Paul had dreams where he would do Anton from behind and well let's just leave that at that.
Anton's boss Mr Beetle didn't like Anton and his French sounding name and his stupid outfit. So Mr Beetle called Anton into his office and told him his outfit is inappropriate for a funeral parlour.
Anton unhappy with this told Mr Beetle he was just trying to brighten the place up a little.
Anton left Mr Beetle's office in tears and Paul ran after him in hope of being the hero of the day and get some action.
Paul and Anton had a grand old chat and hug and may I say a very passionate kiss outside of the office.
That night they both went to the pub for drinks and Paul slipped something in to Anton's drink (most likely Rohypnol) and Anton soon passed out.
Paul carried Anton out of the pub, into a tax and into his apartment and took advantage of the situation and dressed Anton up as a girl with his dong showing through the undergarments.
Paul then carried Anton in to the street and tied him to a lamppost super tight and left him there.
That night Anton was stabbed six times by recent escaped serial killer Jim.
THE END
*Names have been changed for legal reasons.
Anyway, I digress.
It was a cold Monday around say erm 10:00hours (10 in the Morning for you idiots out there).
Gay Anton had just turned up to work sporting his new leather jacket and tight fitting pink Lycra pants.
The girls loved it however the fellas didn't, the guys didn't like a dirty homosexual showing off their gayness and didn't like the pink Lycra pants. All bar one guy, Paul. He loved Anton but never had the balls to tell him.
Paul had dreams where he would do Anton from behind and well let's just leave that at that.
Anton's boss Mr Beetle didn't like Anton and his French sounding name and his stupid outfit. So Mr Beetle called Anton into his office and told him his outfit is inappropriate for a funeral parlour.
Anton unhappy with this told Mr Beetle he was just trying to brighten the place up a little.
Anton left Mr Beetle's office in tears and Paul ran after him in hope of being the hero of the day and get some action.
Paul and Anton had a grand old chat and hug and may I say a very passionate kiss outside of the office.
That night they both went to the pub for drinks and Paul slipped something in to Anton's drink (most likely Rohypnol) and Anton soon passed out.
Paul carried Anton out of the pub, into a tax and into his apartment and took advantage of the situation and dressed Anton up as a girl with his dong showing through the undergarments.
Paul then carried Anton in to the street and tied him to a lamppost super tight and left him there.
That night Anton was stabbed six times by recent escaped serial killer Jim.
THE END
*Names have been changed for legal reasons.