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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jun 24, 2008 23:29:06 GMT
Simple, all we do is write a story, each post is one sentence, similar to the one work, except it's a sentence, duh. The twist here is each sentence starts with the next letter of the alphabet ie. the fist sentence will start with a, the next with b, the next c and so on. When we get to z it goes back to a. Got it? Here comes the first sentence.
And so, the story begins.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jun 25, 2008 0:37:10 GMT
because one day a faggot called pilcher exsisted.
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jun 25, 2008 1:36:35 GMT
Can you imagine the anger that caused to the local village and surrounding areas?
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jun 25, 2008 11:21:06 GMT
duh! of course i can, he's probably bummed most of them.
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Jul 1, 2008 13:09:40 GMT
Every one of the villagers caught HIV not long after the not-so-great pilcher-village-bumming of the late eighteenth century.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jul 2, 2008 17:38:11 GMT
fucking was at the top of pilchers priorities, second came forums and making as many alter ego's as possible!!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jul 6, 2008 23:19:56 GMT
Gaming forums were top of his list, especially one for a certain Sega game.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jul 9, 2008 11:33:15 GMT
having bombarded the shenmue dojo forums with his bollocks posts and being banned several times he decided to try his luck at the shenmue uk forums
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jul 16, 2008 1:29:40 GMT
Imagine his luck when he learned the founder and Admin of said forums was a homosexual who was falling for Pilchers charms.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Jul 16, 2008 16:43:03 GMT
joking apart (the admin was not gay), he actually ended up bumming the shenmue uk janitor
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 11, 2008 0:14:05 GMT
Kind of difficult, you would think, since Shenmue UK had no Janitor during that time, and the member that would become janitor hadn't even joined, and you'd be right, it was so difficult it was impossible.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 17, 2008 0:00:41 GMT
luckily there was someone pilcher could bum and his name was stefan, they started a relationship & stefan using his admin powers, tried his best to stop pilcher from getting banned from this place despite pilchers extreme unpopularity
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 18, 2008 0:13:50 GMT
Many think this is the point that caused Packie to go off the rails and become the filthy hellion he is today when he learned that the love of his life, Stefan, had cheated with Pilcher.
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baby beedle hitler
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 18, 2008 16:28:49 GMT
Some say he was never even on the rails in the first place, which begs the question: "How did he come off them?"
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 18, 2008 19:03:08 GMT
^ dude you were supposed to start the sentence with N
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Post by kuuchan on Aug 18, 2008 19:57:10 GMT
No shit, indeed it was meant to be with an N. Someone else needs to sort their spelling out too.
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 18, 2008 20:46:18 GMT
Obviously this topic needs to get back on track and this sentence did just that with the revelation that B-Dawg is Pilcher.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 18, 2008 22:10:05 GMT
Pilcher is is B-Dawg , i never saw that one coming, he must have improved his spelling , grammar & overall IQ OR he gets outside help with his posts, cant be from stefan because he couldent spell either, must be a new love in his life! the mystery deepens!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 18, 2008 23:07:41 GMT
Quickly it was revealed to be someone from Manchester, who had multiple accounts on Shenmue UK.
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 19, 2008 1:02:20 GMT
Rolling around together on the grass one day day like lovesick puppys the love birds realised they would be together forever, for they shared a common love - making multiple user accounts on forums!
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