A Tribute To... Series Of Poetry

[GinfnersAddict]

Part 1

Hello everyone I am Patrick Ingham,
You see my posts? They are all spam,
I really love a game that's called Shenmue,
When I play it I have to reach for a tissue.

Looking at the hunk in the leather jacket,
His body underneath sculptured like granite,
Oh I wish I could have sex with Ryo Hazuki,
I also love Terry and his sexy goatee.

You will soon learn that I am a cheat,
And I have a fetish for when people excrete,
And I once was arrested for partaking in dogging.
Yes I am a chav and love the bling.

So I welcome you all to this, my forum,
We have a moderator who is really handsome,
I would like you all to enjoy this forum, dear,
Don't drink and drive like I do ya hear?

[ShenmueAddict]

Oh my you are actually quite gifted Andrew, this stuff is good and funny, just ashame its at my own expense, wasted talent i guess...

[GinfnersAddict]

Don't worry, that's you out of the way now. Next parts will star other members past and present, so stay tuned.

[GinfnersAddict]

Fuck, that was shite. I peaked to high the The Ballad Of Joe Pesci and nothing else can come close

[baby beedle hitler]

commit sepukku

[GinfnersAddict]

fight me

[baby beedle hitler]

after you commit sepukku

[GinfnersAddict]

Part 2

beedles is a wanker,
He sucks like Niko Kranjčar...
Would if he were gay,
But for legal reasons I should point out that Niko Kranjčar isn't gay, unlike beedles who loves male bits in his word hole, and Niko is married so don't sue, ok?

[baby beedle hitler]

yeah you peaked years ago

[GinfnersAddict]

If you wanna start something just bump the haiku topic, biatch