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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 9, 2005 1:44:50 GMT
I'll cast I will play Brad, the sexy chick magnet and local pub stars in your eyes winner 5 times in a row with my lulu impersinations but i hold a sinister secret
Pat you will play Julia a shy retiring local shopkeep who has lived in the village for nigh on 45 year
Joe will play Julia's love interest Cecil who had his eye on her since he moved but never made a move yet...
Luke will be the local priest edward witha shady dealing with the wrong crowd
Chris will be the 6 year old billy who will get in more doey eyed situations every week
Stefan will be chesty la rue the hooker whos a looker but was once a man
Steve will be steve the buisness man who owns most of the village buisness
it is set in the ficticious village of Ourectum and those who dont like their parts or want to be cast pm me and i will sort it out eventually and action!
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Apr 9, 2005 12:50:27 GMT
Hi Brad!
*Runs across the road to talk to Brad*
*Gets run over by a LandRover*
"Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dund, Un, Un, Un..."
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Jonny Craig
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Everything Is Ok
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Post by Jonny Craig on Apr 9, 2005 22:33:53 GMT
*gets out of landrover* I just got this cleaned, and I was on my way to my local business shop number 4.
*kicks body* look here's £100 quid get yourself something nice from my local business shop number 2
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 10, 2005 14:16:32 GMT
shenmue master enters as billys drunk gambling father Dad...
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Apr 10, 2005 19:19:12 GMT
*Clutches money*
...
*Bleeds*
Uhghghghahhh......
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 15, 2005 23:51:12 GMT
Damn i noticed the lack of female characters to hit on
Well its the big darts night tonight...
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on Apr 16, 2005 12:11:25 GMT
Now my child, life isnt all about women and money
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 16, 2005 21:45:31 GMT
Are you coming on to me AGGH RAPE i'm going to sue the pants of you eddy
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on Apr 18, 2005 20:34:42 GMT
calm down dear, its a soap
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 20, 2005 22:17:22 GMT
dont try talk yourself outta this one i still remember when you gave birth to my identical twin cousin Darb and killed him *soapy enough for ya now?*
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on Apr 21, 2005 9:12:06 GMT
now brad, we told you that was a dream!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Apr 22, 2005 23:49:16 GMT
u dream about me?... not looking good is it? what what are you doing? no dont put that in there again ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Apr 23, 2005 23:32:44 GMT
*walks around his local village shop number 1 for the lost monkey, with a gun*
where has that monkey gone, I trained it to kill Brad, damn
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Post by GinfnersAddict on May 6, 2005 23:48:58 GMT
the monkey kills everyone the end sopcancelled to be replaced by the cadburys/bratz cocodoll 60 minutes-the soap will be remembered by cult fans across the midlands the end...?
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Chris
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Post by Chris on May 29, 2005 12:37:09 GMT
And low and behold, Jesus came down from heaven and said....
"Who took my porn!!!"
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on May 29, 2005 19:14:49 GMT
That would be me
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Sept 2, 2007 2:29:28 GMT
That soap ruled. The parts were well written, but other than Brad, the actors were shit. Shame really.
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Oct 16, 2007 5:15:03 GMT
Cecil's here!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Nov 28, 2007 0:33:19 GMT
2007 reunion episode!
Cecil, you're alive! Thought you died in 2006 when at church Fr. Edwards enemies shot up the church, killing of many characters! Your 19 year old granddaughter came here and inhereted all your things! I bang her every night! Where have you been?
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Nov 30, 2007 11:06:55 GMT
Where's my cecil gone?
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