Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 14, 2005 19:21:14 GMT
[Intercom voice]
Dr.Steve to operating room 3,Dr.Steve to operating room 3,You are needed for a castration,Thank you.
[End of Intercom voice]
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 13:08:04 GMT
*runs to operating room 3, puts on scrubs and gloves and begins the castration*
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Gorek
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Post by Gorek on Feb 15, 2005 14:04:15 GMT
DODGY
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 15:38:21 GMT
Nurse: Doctor,Would you like to use a scalpell of some house bricks for this Castration?
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 17:37:07 GMT
Hmmm, I think the house bricks will be more effective thank you nurse
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 17:43:01 GMT
Nurse: Very good...
*Hands Dr. Steve a few house bricks*
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 17:46:25 GMT
*Takes house bricks off of the nurse* hmmm, let's see from whcih angle shall I do this? Nurse what do you reccomend?
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 17:47:18 GMT
Nurse: Dropping it directly over the Cock and balls would work.
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 17:50:51 GMT
Fantasic thank you nurse. *raises bricks over the patiants cock and drops the bricks and blood slpats everywhere* Nurse, stiches and cloths please
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 17:53:15 GMT
Nurse: Ok Doctor...
*Gives Dr. Steve a rusty pin,a bunch of used dental floss and a rag someone took a shit on*
Nurse: Nothing like the NHS....
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 17:59:53 GMT
Nope nurse, just like the NHS
*Cleans up the wound with the shitty rag, sews up the castrated cock with the rusty pin and used dental floss. Removes gloves and scrubs and washes hands*
Nurse if he catches MRSA, tell them it was off of a cut he had before he came to hospital. Whos next?
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 18:03:38 GMT
Nurse: Ohh...Doctor,You are so sexy,Do me now!!
Ohh...I forgot..Im a Male nurse....Ahh well......
Wanna go shit in patients mouths while they sleep?
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 18:07:02 GMT
Now theres an idea, let's shit away, better than operating, to the wards nurse
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 18:08:36 GMT
*Squats over a patients open mouth*
Huuuhhh!!!
*Shits in mouths*
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Jonny Craig
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Post by Jonny Craig on Feb 15, 2005 18:20:57 GMT
*Suats over an old man's open mouth*
FOR ENGLAND
*Shits in mouth*
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2005 18:36:31 GMT
*Pisses in a Childs mouth*
For Uranus!
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RavinRoadie
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Post by RavinRoadie on Feb 17, 2005 0:30:50 GMT
*Intercom* Would Dr. Steve and Nurse Chris please report to the Matrons office immediately thank you. *End Of Intercom*
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 17, 2005 10:17:00 GMT
*Heads towards Matrons office*
Doodle,Doodle,Di,Dum.....
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Gorek
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Post by Gorek on Feb 17, 2005 23:31:24 GMT
*Nurses voice* Dr. Steve, Dr. Steve quick quick theres an emergancy somone needs a hickeyrectomy
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Feb 17, 2005 23:37:40 GMT
WTF!
Im the only god-damn nurse round here!
*Mud-Wrestle's Stef*
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