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Post by JoePesciAddict on Jul 29, 2009 16:06:56 GMT
OH MY GOD! BEEDLES IS LORD!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Jul 30, 2009 0:32:20 GMT
That's true. Tell us moar!
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Jul 30, 2009 1:12:10 GMT
ARE NEEZ MOAR!
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 3, 2009 20:35:33 GMT
Come on, it's been months!1
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 3, 2009 21:42:41 GMT
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 3, 2009 23:46:51 GMT
You already showed me that. I seen that before, Joe!
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 5, 2009 23:46:25 GMT
has this topic always been called "beedles teaches us things" ? because i doubt cyberman even knew who beedle was
btw jeremy beedle is dead so i think its time for a name change mr james
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 7, 2009 3:26:33 GMT
Who is this Jeremy Beedle character you speak of? I never heard of him before.
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 8, 2009 1:13:54 GMT
is he a friend of Jeremy Beadle?
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 8, 2009 2:26:20 GMT
Must suck for friends of both since they're both dead. Did they die at close dates?
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Post by Jonny Craig on Aug 11, 2009 22:49:04 GMT
You could learn how to spell properly
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Post by GinfnersAddict on Aug 11, 2009 23:52:55 GMT
Who?
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Post by Jonny Craig on Aug 14, 2009 19:12:58 GMT
Your mum
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Post by Remember The face on Aug 14, 2009 19:43:46 GMT
Beedle teaches us that he's a twat
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 15, 2009 14:23:07 GMT
beedle teaches not to feed trolls.
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Post by Jonny Craig on Aug 15, 2009 19:25:36 GMT
I'm confused, who is that cunt face?
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 15, 2009 21:06:28 GMT
ginfners
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 16, 2009 23:46:34 GMT
beedle is probably right
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Post by baby beedle hitler on Aug 16, 2009 23:49:29 GMT
I'm a teacher, so it's either "sir" or "Mr. Beedle". I prefer "sir" since the latter sounds a little too much like Mr. Bean...
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Post by JoePesciAddict on Aug 17, 2009 6:23:37 GMT
Oh god, beeds, I need more and more!
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