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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 26, 2004 1:07:24 GMT
LOL. There is this guy who always comes into Woolworths (where i work) and he is always drunk and smelling of booze, and he always asks for a particular CD called "Brainwashed" by George Harrison (Ex Beatle) or he always asks what beatle Cd's i have got. and he always calls me "Sir" LOL.
Well yesterday (wednesday), luke was hanging around woolies chattin to me (i had no customers and shit all to do) when Lo and Behold he came in! He was completly pissed out of his head! thw most pissed i'd ever seen him! and he stunk to high heaven of Whisky!
And guess what he did? , came straight to me and asked for George Harrison Brainwashed Cd. and he went on to ask for a Comb, i pointed him to SDS accross the road, he fucking came back about 15 mins later asking to buy a PC! this time i told him to go to ComputaBase UK accross the street!
Luke will know what im talking about, he's hilarious and harmless but annoying!
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 26, 2004 1:10:42 GMT
P.S: When i had to "Deal" with him, Luke Quickly Ran off to a safe distance and sniggered and pulled faces at me!
Ya bastard Luke!
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Post by Gorek on Aug 26, 2004 7:22:25 GMT
lol
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Post by RavinRoadie on Aug 26, 2004 12:01:40 GMT
P.S: When i had to "Deal" with him, Luke Quickly Ran off to a safe distance and sniggered and pulled faces at me! Ya bastard Luke! ha ha!! well i didnt want to go near him do i?
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 12:03:59 GMT
There is this park near my tree,and some old polish guy lives in a tent there..
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Post by Master Pilcher on Aug 26, 2004 12:23:42 GMT
In my woods i caught a Tramp living in there
But the old bill sorted that out!
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 12:26:38 GMT
B...B...Bill...Ahhhh!!!! The tax men are after me!!! (Chris hide behind the sofa)
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Post by ShenmueAddict on Aug 26, 2004 15:57:01 GMT
There is this park near my tree,and some old polish guy lives in a tent there.. "Your" Tree? CHRIS LIVES IN A TREE
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 16:34:12 GMT
Yeah,I live up a tree in Slough.
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Post by RavinRoadie on Aug 26, 2004 21:43:53 GMT
yea didnt u know?
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 21:48:36 GMT
Cant say Its comfy though,but it has a nice view!
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 22:14:17 GMT
For the love of god somebody post!
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Post by RavinRoadie on Aug 26, 2004 22:20:33 GMT
lol! i bet ur tree beats my dustbin, damn flies
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 22:25:34 GMT
I'd take Flys anyday over Rabbid Squrriels and a Bear!
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Post by Gorek on Aug 27, 2004 0:16:13 GMT
i live in a mansion compared to you guys * crawls into his small RV *
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Post by Chris on Aug 27, 2004 16:34:48 GMT
You lucky son of a...
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Post by Gorek on Aug 27, 2004 21:52:17 GMT
whats the matter last word fall of your tree.
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Post by Chris on Aug 27, 2004 21:57:12 GMT
How the hell do you know these things!
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Post by Gorek on Aug 27, 2004 21:59:30 GMT
U don't want to know i go through alot a pain to get this sorta info.
* rubs bum as it is in agony *
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Post by RavinRoadie on Aug 28, 2004 4:14:50 GMT
U don't want to know i go through alot a pain to get this sorta info. * rubs bum as it is in agony *
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