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Jul 21, 2007 0:16:29 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jul 21, 2007 0:16:29 GMT
Some things to do to pass the time.
Throw a jelly into a loom.
Have your legs double-glazed.
Claim to be allergic to the passage of time.
Find a cure for death.
Play swing ball in a church.
Get seven giant rabbits to chase a tiny greyhound.
Lose your eyes in a card game.
Shrink Wrap a Zebra.
Shout the word spoon at a beggar.
Ask for the time while tapping your forehead.
Dance under power lines.
Campain for bigger mice.
Lobby for smaller cats.
Project a film on a Rhinos arse.
Pour hot water into the sea.
Turn up to a funeral in fancy dress.
Complain no-one ever says Ja-Zing anymore.
Limp on both legs.
Sing through your nose.
Salute greengrocers.
Build a wall of Cheese.
Poo out your internal organs.
Rescue a small bird with no wings stuck in a tree.
Claim to have healing knees.
Drive straight through a drive-through.
Wobble men on ladders.
Pull faces at Policemen.
Pull faces at regular blokes just in case they are Policemen.
Make clothes for Lizards.
Throw tennis balls at Royalty.
Put lettuce on a sleeping dog.
Whisk soup.
Sing Metallica songs in Hebrew.
Ignore farmers.
Squeeze old mens buttocks.
Swear at the Amish.
Chase a clown across wasteground.
Wear Leopard skin.
Christen a melon.
Pose for saucy photos that will be used on jigsaws and biscuit tin lids.
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Sept 2, 2007 2:46:03 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Sept 2, 2007 2:46:03 GMT
You bastards! Ignoring this gold.
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Oct 9, 2007 15:54:14 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Oct 9, 2007 15:54:14 GMT
If i was bored i could find much better things to do that those
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Oct 9, 2007 23:59:56 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Oct 9, 2007 23:59:56 GMT
You fucking lying jew!
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Oct 16, 2007 4:43:43 GMT
Post by JoePesciAddict on Oct 16, 2007 4:43:43 GMT
Even gnfy knows this is junk, otherwise it wouldn't be in the Outland.
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Nov 28, 2007 1:09:04 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Nov 28, 2007 1:09:04 GMT
Junk yes, but quality junk.
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Nov 29, 2007 14:52:07 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Nov 29, 2007 14:52:07 GMT
ive seen better like my ass
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Dec 7, 2007 0:21:01 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Dec 7, 2007 0:21:01 GMT
You have a terrible ass! Really terrible.
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baby beedle hitler
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Jan 2, 2008 18:32:24 GMT
Post by baby beedle hitler on Jan 2, 2008 18:32:24 GMT
I've already done those.
Yeah you heard me. I used the word "Done" with using the words "your mother" in one sentence.
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Jan 2, 2008 23:10:32 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 2, 2008 23:10:32 GMT
^ Thats nothing to boast about!
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baby beedle hitler
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The official S.U.K. pope
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the chipper oirish black prez
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Jan 3, 2008 12:32:49 GMT
Post by baby beedle hitler on Jan 3, 2008 12:32:49 GMT
I meant to say "without". Your motherdistracted me, now I've done a typo.
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Jan 4, 2008 18:24:30 GMT
Post by chizzles on Jan 4, 2008 18:24:30 GMT
Yep... when bored there are always two solutions, pornography, or someone elses mother.
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Jan 9, 2008 2:22:11 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 9, 2008 2:22:11 GMT
Or making porn with their mother.
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Jan 18, 2008 10:20:14 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Jan 18, 2008 10:20:14 GMT
^ what a grand idea
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Gorek
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Jan 18, 2008 10:26:39 GMT
Post by Gorek on Jan 18, 2008 10:26:39 GMT
Make love to a toad
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Jan 19, 2008 1:04:50 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 19, 2008 1:04:50 GMT
Holy fuck
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baby beedle hitler
Senior Hazuki
The official S.U.K. pope
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the chipper oirish black prez
Posts: 2,396
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Jan 22, 2008 16:33:52 GMT
Post by baby beedle hitler on Jan 22, 2008 16:33:52 GMT
Heh, that's like taking the whole fairy-story-kiss-the-toad-to-turn-him-back-into-a-prince thing one step further.
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Jan 22, 2008 23:24:43 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Jan 22, 2008 23:24:43 GMT
Really takes the phrase 'having a frog in your throat' to a whole new level.
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Feb 25, 2008 14:02:28 GMT
Post by ShenmueAddict on Feb 25, 2008 14:02:28 GMT
^ ROFL
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Feb 25, 2008 23:48:10 GMT
Post by GinfnersAddict on Feb 25, 2008 23:48:10 GMT
I thank you sir.
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